I have wrestled dragons with my bare hands. Slain wolves the size of longboats. I have fought in more battles than most gods twice my age. So tell me… How much more worthy must I be?
You can’t
I have wrestled dragons with my bare hands. Slain wolves the size of longboats. I have fought in more battles than most gods twice my age. So tell me… How much more worthy must I be?
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There’s nothing in this world I would not do to stop that happening
Jokes written by kids
that fucking test one
these. are. amazing.
If you didn’t give the context you’d have me believing these were postmodern deconstructions of the joke genre I’m so done with modern philosophy.