All my life I’ve been searching for distractions. And you were the best distraction and now I don’t even have you. Because I’ve beaten you. And you know what? In the end it was easy. It was easy.
Sherlock: “If you were dying, if you were murdered, in the very last seconds, what would you say?”
John: “Please God, let me live.”
Sherlock: “Use your imagination.”
John: “I don’t have to.”
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Jokes written by kids
that fucking test one
these. are. amazing.
If you didn’t give the context you’d have me believing these were postmodern deconstructions of the joke genre I’m so done with modern philosophy.
